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Inspired by Adam Harvey: https://twitter.com/LGnome/status/735573024825430016

Usages:

  • throw new (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻; // TableFlip
  • throw new (ノ゜Д゜)ノ︵┻━┻; // PudgyTableFlip
  • throw new (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ︵┻━┻; // AgroTableFlip
  • (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻(); // Function shorthand
  • assert((╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻() ); // Use in an assert to only flip in dev

All three table-flip classes extend \Exception and implement the ┻━┻ interface, so the following works:

try {
  $ret = doSomething();
  if ($ret === null) {
    throw new (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻;
  } elseif ($ret === false) {
    throw new (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ︵┻━┻;
  } elseif (!is_string($ret)) {
    throw new (ノ゜Д゜)ノ︵┻━┻;
  }
} catch (┻━┻ $e) {
  undoSomething();
  throw $e;
}

Note that the parentheses used in the class/function names here are U+FF08 FULLWIDTH LEFT PARENTHESIS and U+FF09 FULLWIDTH RIGHT PARENTHESIS since normal parens (U+0028/U+0029) are not allowed in PHP labels.

Similarly, the customary space is omitted entirely to make this a valid PHP label.

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