dankjs

Tells you if your code is dank or not.

Installation

yarn add dankjs

Usage

yarn dank

Output

A definitive assessment of the danktitude of your code

Dankness criteria

Not dank:

• invoked with npm instead of yarn (automatically not dank)
• javascript linter that isn't eslint (dankness detensifies)
• not javascript (least dank)
• angular
• semicolons
• the keyword 'function'
• var
• jquery
• any html
• questions regarding the methodology of dankjs

Dank:

• prettier
• vscode config
• code contains the word dank
  • not in a comment
• airbnb eslint config
• react
  • preact
• babel stage 0
• dankness intesifies slightly for every ¯_(ツ)_/¯
• jest
• enzyme
• css in javascript
• calling it 'ECMASCript'
• 'Douglas Crockford' exists in code
  • not as a comment
• ...
• any .un~ detected in your src (bonus dankage)
• code contains memes
  • memes are functional