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+name: Bug report
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+Low quality / low effort issues make me grumpy and cause me to respond in [ways I'm not proud of](https://github.com/uuidjs/uuid/issues/638#issuecomment-1152382769).  So let's avoid that unpleasantness by having you do the following:
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+1. If your issue is related to a specific MIME type / extension, please verify the problem doesn't originate in [the mime-db project](https://github.com/jshttp/mime-db) (where this project gets it's data from)
+2. Make the title descriptive, specific to your problem, and SEO-friendly.
+3. If your issue involves an error message or stacktrace _of any sort_, PROVIDE AN [MRE](https://stackoverflow.com/help/minimal-reproducible-example)
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+I cannot emphasize that last point enough.  A stacktrace or error message by itself is rarely helpful.  You must include an MRE in one of the following forms:
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+| 🙂 Acceptable | Code and instructions for reproducing the problem attached to your issue |
+| 😃 Better | Code and instructions in a public repository |
+| 🥳 Best | Project on a sandbox service such as [StackBlitz](https://stackblitz.com/), [CodePen](https://codepen.io/), or [CodeSandbox](https://codesandbox.com/) |
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+> "I don't have time to read that MRE article"
+>
+> "I don't have time to make an MRE"
+>
+> "I don't know how to make an MRE"
+>
+> "Making an MRE is hard"
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+Then don't bother creating an issue.