quotes.json

[
    {
        "quote": "I would know if I was. [blowing myself]",
        "week": 1,
        "person": "Rory"
    },
    {
        "quote": "If it becomes edgy, it's not me. [steam]",
        "week": 2,
        "person": "Lachlan"
    },
    {
        "quote": "If he were a prostitute he would be happier to be with me.",
        "week": 3,
        "person": "Lucina"
    },
    {
        "quote": "I have to be real, I can touch myself.",
        "week": 3,
        "person": "Robert"
    },
    {
        "quote": "[Rob] can you stop sodomising things please?!",
        "week": 4,
        "person": "Lauren"
    },
    {
        "quote": "Can I have a cheeky geeze? [Orlando Bloom's Penis]",
        "week": 4,
        "person": "Antoine"
    },
    {
        "quote": "I've had it drilled in to me from both ways.",
        "week": 5,
        "person": "Robert"
    },
    {
        "quote": "I'll neck anything for $5",
        "week": 7,
        "person": "Matt #2"
    },
    {
        "quote": "I was King of the stormdrain.",
        "week": 7,
        "person": "Scott"
    },
    {
        "quote": "I don't mind exposing myself.",
        "week": 7,
        "person": "James"
    },
    {
        "quote": "Hello, I'd like to hire a yacht please.",
        "week": 7,
        "person": "James"
    },
    {
        "quote": "In a bag with daddy.",
        "week": 7,
        "person": "Scott"
    },
    {
        "quote": "There was a day where for breakfast, lunch, and dinner I ate the same Lindt bunny.",
        "week": 9,
        "person": "Matt #2"
    },
    {
        "quote": "I want a blowjob from Daniel.",
        "week": 11,
        "person": "Scott"
    },
    {
        "quote": "He was pissing himself shitless.",
        "week": 12,
        "person": "Robert"
    },
    {
        "quote": "I don't have the core strength to stay straight.",
        "week": 13,
        "person": "Rory"
    },
    {
        "quote": "What is cash converters?",
        "week": 3,
        "semester": 2,
        "person": "James"
    },
    {
        "quote": "Time to get fat again.",
        "week": 3,
        "semester": 2,
        "person": "Rory"
    },
    {
        "quote": "Wow, those are the largest boobs I've ever seen! [Stares at phone]",
        "week": 3,
        "semester": 2,
        "person": "Matt #2"
    },
    {
        "quote": "What is a volt?",
        "week": 3,
        "semester": 2,
        "person": "James"
    },
    {
        "quote": "Assface gives good head.",
        "week": 3,
        "semester": 2,
        "person": "Matt #1"
    },
    {
        "quote": "Wouldn't be the first time L has worked on her back.",
        "week": 4,
        "semester": 2,
        "person": "James"
    },
    {
        "quote": "... to higher loans given their assets and now they're leveraged out the arsehole.",
        "week": 5,
        "semester": 2,
        "person": "Scott"
    },
    {
        "quote": "Mate, I shit on myself all the time.",
        "week": 3,
        "semester": 2,
        "person": "Robert"
    },
    {
        "quote": "[looking at crotch] Well that's a dissapointment.",
        "week": 5,
        "semester": 2,
        "person": "Merlin"
    },
    {
        "quote": "I don't know computers.",
        "week": 5,
        "semester": 2,
        "person": "Will"
    },
    {
        "quote": "I am the Mary Poppins of electronics.",
        "week": 6,
        "semester": 2,
        "person": "Amy"
    },
    {
      "quote": "It feels better if you don't use a firewall.",
      "week": 9,
      "semester": 2,
      "person": "Commander Salamander"
    },
    {
      "quote": "If I don't wear a condom, I don't need a firewall.",
      "week": 10,
      "semester": 2,
      "person": "Valente"
    }
]