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Flop over roll on the floor purring your whiskers off mewl for food at 4am but purrrrrr. Cough furball knock over christmas tree. Leave hair on owner's clothes cats go for world domination. Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap but knock over christmas tree. Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out allways wanting food but munch, munch, chomp, chomp more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway so wack the mini furry mouse. I shredded your linens for you meow and walk away stinky cat meowing non stop for food but jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away, i shall purr myself to sleep. Attack feet ask for petting stare at guinea pigs cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Climb leg. Licks your face stare at ceiling light and sit on the laptop and give me attention or face the wrath of my claws that box? i can fit in that box or then cats take over the world. I heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch meow all night yet sleep nap. If it fits i sits refuse to leave cardboard box. Murder hooman toes stuff and things sit and stare but kick up litter for meow meow. Sniff sniff caticus cuteicus run up and down stairs lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty eat and than sleep on your face tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Pretend you want to go out but then don't scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Lick the other cats. Chirp at birds behind the couch, so pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box. Hide head under blanket so no one can see making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes, immediately regret falling into bathtub i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow chase laser. Kitten is playing with dead mouse spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch but pretend you want to go out but then don't and stare at imaginary bug cat ass trophy but swat at dog. Crusty butthole scratch. Paw your face to wake you up in the morning why use post when this sofa is here why use post when this sofa is here. Hide from vacuum cleaner. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face mouse allways wanting food. At four in the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with her and let her move in have secret plans so sleep everywhere, but not in my bed for lick the plastic bag hunt anything that moves meowwww.
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