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+name: Bug report
+about: Create a report to help us improve
+title: ''
+labels: ''
+assignees: ''
+
+---
+
+Low quality / low effort issues make me grumpy and cause me to respond in [ways I'm not proud of](https://github.com/uuidjs/uuid/issues/638#issuecomment-1152382769).  So let's avoid that unpleasantness by having you do the following:
+
+1. If your issue is related to a specific MIME type / extension, please verify the problem doesn't originate in [the mime-db project](https://github.com/jshttp/mime-db) (where this project gets it's data from)
+2. Make the title descriptive, specific to your problem, and SEO-friendly.
+3. If your issue involves an error message or stacktrace _of any sort_, PROVIDE AN [MRE](https://stackoverflow.com/help/minimal-reproducible-example)
+
+I cannot emphasize that last point enough.  A stacktrace or error message by itself is rarely helpful, you must include an MRE!
+
+> "That MRE article is kinda long" / "I don't know how to make an MRE" / "Making an MRE is hard" / "I don't have time"