diff --git a/Gulpfile.mjs b/Gulpfile.mjs
index 3e59276b4d69..2abc07253411 100644
--- a/Gulpfile.mjs
+++ b/Gulpfile.mjs
@@ -22,6 +22,7 @@ import glob from "glob";
 import { resolve as importMetaResolve } from "import-meta-resolve";
 
 import rollupBabelSource from "./scripts/rollup-plugin-babel-source.js";
+import rollupStandaloneInternals from "./scripts/rollup-plugin-standalone-internals.js";
 import formatCode from "./scripts/utils/formatCode.js";
 import { log } from "./scripts/utils/logger.cjs";
 
@@ -175,6 +176,8 @@ async function generateRuntimeHelpers() {
   );
 }
 
+const kebabToCamel = str => str.replace(/-[a-z]/g, c => c[1].toUpperCase());
+
 function generateStandalone() {
   const dest = "./packages/babel-standalone/src/generated/";
   return gulp
@@ -183,16 +186,21 @@ function generateStandalone() {
       through.obj((file, enc, callback) => {
         log("Generating @babel/standalone files");
         const pluginConfig = JSON.parse(file.contents);
-        let imports = "";
-        let list = "";
+        let imports = `import makeNoopPlugin from "../make-noop-plugin";`;
+        let exportDecls = "";
+        let exportsList = "";
         let allList = "";
 
-        for (const plugin of pluginConfig) {
-          const camelPlugin = plugin.replace(/-[a-z]/g, c =>
-            c[1].toUpperCase()
-          );
+        for (const plugin of pluginConfig.noopPlugins) {
+          const camelPlugin = kebabToCamel(plugin);
+          exportDecls += `${camelPlugin} = makeNoopPlugin(),`;
+          allList += `"${plugin}": ${camelPlugin},`;
+        }
+
+        for (const plugin of pluginConfig.externalPlugins) {
+          const camelPlugin = kebabToCamel(plugin);
           imports += `import ${camelPlugin} from "@babel/plugin-${plugin}";`;
-          list += `${camelPlugin},`;
+          exportsList += `${camelPlugin},`;
           allList += `"${plugin}": ${camelPlugin},`;
         }
 
@@ -201,7 +209,8 @@ function generateStandalone() {
  * To re-generate run 'yarn gulp generate-standalone'
  */
 ${imports}
-export {${list}};
+export const ${exportDecls.slice(0, -1)};
+export {${exportsList}};
 export const all: { [k: string]: any } = {${allList}};`;
         file.path = "plugins.ts";
         file.contents = Buffer.from(formatCode(fileContents, dest));
@@ -385,6 +394,7 @@ function buildRollup(packages, buildStandalone) {
             throw new Error("Rollup aborted due to warnings above");
           },
           plugins: [
+            buildStandalone && rollupStandaloneInternals(),
             rollupBabelSource(),
             rollupReplace({
               preventAssignment: true,
diff --git a/packages/babel-core/src/parser/util/missing-plugin-helper.ts b/packages/babel-core/src/parser/util/missing-plugin-helper.ts
index 7726dcd6aaf2..08df50beba2c 100644
--- a/packages/babel-core/src/parser/util/missing-plugin-helper.ts
+++ b/packages/babel-core/src/parser/util/missing-plugin-helper.ts
@@ -8,46 +8,6 @@ const pluginNameMap: Record<
       url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-async-do-expressions",
     },
   },
-  classProperties: {
-    syntax: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-properties",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-class-properties",
-    },
-    transform: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-class-properties",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-class-properties",
-    },
-  },
-  classPrivateProperties: {
-    syntax: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-properties",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-class-properties",
-    },
-    transform: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-class-properties",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-class-properties",
-    },
-  },
-  classPrivateMethods: {
-    syntax: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-properties",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-class-properties",
-    },
-    transform: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-private-methods",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-private-methods",
-    },
-  },
-  classStaticBlock: {
-    syntax: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-static-block",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/HEAD/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-class-static-block",
-    },
-    transform: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-class-static-block",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/HEAD/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-class-static-block",
-    },
-  },
   decimal: {
     syntax: {
       name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-decimal",
@@ -74,12 +34,6 @@ const pluginNameMap: Record<
       url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-do-expressions",
     },
   },
-  dynamicImport: {
-    syntax: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-dynamic-import",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-dynamic-import",
-    },
-  },
   exportDefaultFrom: {
     syntax: {
       name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-export-default-from",
@@ -90,16 +44,6 @@ const pluginNameMap: Record<
       url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-export-default-from",
     },
   },
-  exportNamespaceFrom: {
-    syntax: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-export-namespace-from",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-export-namespace-from",
-    },
-    transform: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-export-namespace-from",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-export-namespace-from",
-    },
-  },
   flow: {
     syntax: {
       name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-flow",
@@ -130,12 +74,6 @@ const pluginNameMap: Record<
       url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-function-sent",
     },
   },
-  importMeta: {
-    syntax: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-import-meta",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-import-meta",
-    },
-  },
   jsx: {
     syntax: {
       name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-jsx",
@@ -152,32 +90,6 @@ const pluginNameMap: Record<
       url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-import-assertions",
     },
   },
-  moduleStringNames: {
-    syntax: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-module-string-names",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-module-string-names",
-    },
-  },
-  numericSeparator: {
-    syntax: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-numeric-separator",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-numeric-separator",
-    },
-    transform: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-numeric-separator",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-numeric-separator",
-    },
-  },
-  optionalChaining: {
-    syntax: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-optional-chaining",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-optional-chaining",
-    },
-    transform: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-optional-chaining",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-optional-chaining",
-    },
-  },
   pipelineOperator: {
     syntax: {
       name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-pipeline-operator",
@@ -188,16 +100,6 @@ const pluginNameMap: Record<
       url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-pipeline-operator",
     },
   },
-  privateIn: {
-    syntax: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-private-property-in-object",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-private-property-in-object",
-    },
-    transform: {
-      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-private-property-in-object",
-      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-private-property-in-object",
-    },
-  },
   recordAndTuple: {
     syntax: {
       name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-record-and-tuple",
@@ -249,6 +151,68 @@ const pluginNameMap: Record<
       url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-async-generator-functions",
     },
   },
+  classProperties: {
+    syntax: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-properties",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-class-properties",
+    },
+    transform: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-class-properties",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-class-properties",
+    },
+  },
+  classPrivateProperties: {
+    syntax: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-properties",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-class-properties",
+    },
+    transform: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-class-properties",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-class-properties",
+    },
+  },
+  classPrivateMethods: {
+    syntax: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-properties",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-class-properties",
+    },
+    transform: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-private-methods",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-private-methods",
+    },
+  },
+  classStaticBlock: {
+    syntax: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-static-block",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/HEAD/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-class-static-block",
+    },
+    transform: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-class-static-block",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/HEAD/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-class-static-block",
+    },
+  },
+  dynamicImport: {
+    syntax: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-dynamic-import",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-dynamic-import",
+    },
+  },
+  exportNamespaceFrom: {
+    syntax: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-export-namespace-from",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-export-namespace-from",
+    },
+    transform: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-export-namespace-from",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-export-namespace-from",
+    },
+  },
+  importMeta: {
+    syntax: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-import-meta",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-import-meta",
+    },
+  },
   logicalAssignment: {
     syntax: {
       name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-logical-assignment-operators",
@@ -259,6 +223,22 @@ const pluginNameMap: Record<
       url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-logical-assignment-operators",
     },
   },
+  moduleStringNames: {
+    syntax: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-module-string-names",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-module-string-names",
+    },
+  },
+  numericSeparator: {
+    syntax: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-numeric-separator",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-numeric-separator",
+    },
+    transform: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-numeric-separator",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-numeric-separator",
+    },
+  },
   nullishCoalescingOperator: {
     syntax: {
       name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-nullish-coalescing-operator",
@@ -289,6 +269,26 @@ const pluginNameMap: Record<
       url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-optional-catch-binding",
     },
   },
+  optionalChaining: {
+    syntax: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-optional-chaining",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-optional-chaining",
+    },
+    transform: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-optional-chaining",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-optional-chaining",
+    },
+  },
+  privateIn: {
+    syntax: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-syntax-private-property-in-object",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-syntax-private-property-in-object",
+    },
+    transform: {
+      name: "@babel/plugin-proposal-private-property-in-object",
+      url: "https://github.com/babel/babel/tree/main/packages/babel-plugin-proposal-private-property-in-object",
+    },
+  },
 };
 
 //todo: we don't have plugin-syntax-private-property-in-object
diff --git a/packages/babel-standalone/package.json b/packages/babel-standalone/package.json
index 83a31ef352cb..05075cb99595 100644
--- a/packages/babel-standalone/package.json
+++ b/packages/babel-standalone/package.json
@@ -38,9 +38,6 @@
     "@babel/plugin-proposal-throw-expressions": "workspace:^",
     "@babel/plugin-proposal-unicode-property-regex": "workspace:^",
     "@babel/plugin-proposal-unicode-sets-regex": "workspace:^",
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-async-generators": "^7.8.4",
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-properties": "^7.12.13",
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-static-block": "^7.14.5",
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-decimal": "workspace:^",
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-decorators": "workspace:^",
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-destructuring-private": "workspace:^",
@@ -50,14 +47,10 @@
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-function-bind": "workspace:^",
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-function-sent": "workspace:^",
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-import-assertions": "workspace:^",
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-import-meta": "^7.10.4",
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-jsx": "workspace:^",
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-module-blocks": "workspace:^",
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-object-rest-spread": "^7.8.3",
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-optional-catch-binding": "^7.8.3",
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-pipeline-operator": "workspace:^",
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-record-and-tuple": "workspace:^",
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-top-level-await": "^7.14.5",
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-typescript": "workspace:^",
     "@babel/plugin-transform-arrow-functions": "workspace:^",
     "@babel/plugin-transform-async-to-generator": "workspace:^",
diff --git a/packages/babel-standalone/scripts/pluginConfig.json b/packages/babel-standalone/scripts/pluginConfig.json
index 52528ac61a2a..8ea84da6e37d 100644
--- a/packages/babel-standalone/scripts/pluginConfig.json
+++ b/packages/babel-standalone/scripts/pluginConfig.json
@@ -1,101 +1,115 @@
-[
-  "external-helpers",
-  "syntax-async-generators",
-  "syntax-class-properties",
-  "syntax-class-static-block",
-  "syntax-decimal",
-  "syntax-decorators",
-  "syntax-destructuring-private",
-  "syntax-do-expressions",
-  "syntax-export-default-from",
-  "syntax-flow",
-  "syntax-function-bind",
-  "syntax-function-sent",
-  "syntax-module-blocks",
-  "syntax-import-meta",
-  "syntax-jsx",
-  "syntax-import-assertions",
-  "syntax-object-rest-spread",
-  "syntax-optional-catch-binding",
-  "syntax-pipeline-operator",
-  "syntax-record-and-tuple",
-  "syntax-top-level-await",
-  "syntax-typescript",
-  "proposal-async-generator-functions",
-  "proposal-class-properties",
-  "proposal-class-static-block",
-  "proposal-decorators",
-  "proposal-destructuring-private",
-  "proposal-do-expressions",
-  "proposal-duplicate-named-capturing-groups-regex",
-  "proposal-dynamic-import",
-  "proposal-export-default-from",
-  "proposal-export-namespace-from",
-  "proposal-function-bind",
-  "proposal-function-sent",
-  "proposal-json-strings",
-  "proposal-logical-assignment-operators",
-  "proposal-nullish-coalescing-operator",
-  "proposal-numeric-separator",
-  "proposal-object-rest-spread",
-  "proposal-optional-catch-binding",
-  "proposal-optional-chaining",
-  "proposal-pipeline-operator",
-  "proposal-private-methods",
-  "proposal-private-property-in-object",
-  "proposal-record-and-tuple",
-  "proposal-throw-expressions",
-  "proposal-unicode-property-regex",
-  "proposal-unicode-sets-regex",
-  "transform-async-to-generator",
-  "transform-arrow-functions",
-  "transform-block-scoped-functions",
-  "transform-block-scoping",
-  "transform-classes",
-  "transform-computed-properties",
-  "transform-destructuring",
-  "transform-dotall-regex",
-  "transform-duplicate-keys",
-  "transform-exponentiation-operator",
-  "transform-flow-comments",
-  "transform-flow-strip-types",
-  "transform-for-of",
-  "transform-function-name",
-  "transform-instanceof",
-  "transform-jscript",
-  "transform-literals",
-  "transform-member-expression-literals",
-  "transform-modules-amd",
-  "transform-modules-commonjs",
-  "transform-modules-systemjs",
-  "transform-modules-umd",
-  "transform-named-capturing-groups-regex",
-  "transform-new-target",
-  "transform-object-assign",
-  "transform-object-super",
-  "transform-object-set-prototype-of-to-assign",
-  "transform-parameters",
-  "transform-property-literals",
-  "transform-property-mutators",
-  "transform-proto-to-assign",
-  "transform-react-constant-elements",
-  "transform-react-display-name",
-  "transform-react-inline-elements",
-  "transform-react-jsx",
-  "transform-react-jsx-compat",
-  "transform-react-jsx-development",
-  "transform-react-jsx-self",
-  "transform-react-jsx-source",
-  "transform-regenerator",
-  "transform-reserved-words",
-  "transform-runtime",
-  "transform-shorthand-properties",
-  "transform-spread",
-  "transform-sticky-regex",
-  "transform-strict-mode",
-  "transform-template-literals",
-  "transform-typeof-symbol",
-  "transform-typescript",
-  "transform-unicode-escapes",
-  "transform-unicode-regex"
-]
+{
+  "noopPlugins": [
+    "syntax-async-generators",
+    "syntax-class-properties",
+    "syntax-class-static-block",
+    "syntax-import-meta",
+    "syntax-object-rest-spread",
+    "syntax-optional-catch-binding",
+    "syntax-top-level-await"
+  ],
+  "unexposedNoopPlugins": [
+    "syntax-logical-assignment-operators",
+    "syntax-nullish-coalescing-operator",
+    "syntax-dynamic-import",
+    "syntax-export-namespace-from",
+    "syntax-module-string-names",
+    "syntax-numeric-separator",
+    "syntax-optional-chaining",
+    "syntax-private-property-in-object"
+  ],
+  "externalPlugins": [
+    "external-helpers",
+    "syntax-decimal",
+    "syntax-decorators",
+    "syntax-destructuring-private",
+    "syntax-do-expressions",
+    "syntax-export-default-from",
+    "syntax-flow",
+    "syntax-function-bind",
+    "syntax-function-sent",
+    "syntax-module-blocks",
+    "syntax-jsx",
+    "syntax-import-assertions",
+    "syntax-pipeline-operator",
+    "syntax-record-and-tuple",
+    "syntax-typescript",
+    "proposal-async-generator-functions",
+    "proposal-class-properties",
+    "proposal-class-static-block",
+    "proposal-decorators",
+    "proposal-destructuring-private",
+    "proposal-do-expressions",
+    "proposal-duplicate-named-capturing-groups-regex",
+    "proposal-dynamic-import",
+    "proposal-export-default-from",
+    "proposal-export-namespace-from",
+    "proposal-function-bind",
+    "proposal-function-sent",
+    "proposal-json-strings",
+    "proposal-logical-assignment-operators",
+    "proposal-nullish-coalescing-operator",
+    "proposal-numeric-separator",
+    "proposal-object-rest-spread",
+    "proposal-optional-catch-binding",
+    "proposal-optional-chaining",
+    "proposal-pipeline-operator",
+    "proposal-private-methods",
+    "proposal-private-property-in-object",
+    "proposal-record-and-tuple",
+    "proposal-throw-expressions",
+    "proposal-unicode-property-regex",
+    "proposal-unicode-sets-regex",
+    "transform-async-to-generator",
+    "transform-arrow-functions",
+    "transform-block-scoped-functions",
+    "transform-block-scoping",
+    "transform-classes",
+    "transform-computed-properties",
+    "transform-destructuring",
+    "transform-dotall-regex",
+    "transform-duplicate-keys",
+    "transform-exponentiation-operator",
+    "transform-flow-comments",
+    "transform-flow-strip-types",
+    "transform-for-of",
+    "transform-function-name",
+    "transform-instanceof",
+    "transform-jscript",
+    "transform-literals",
+    "transform-member-expression-literals",
+    "transform-modules-amd",
+    "transform-modules-commonjs",
+    "transform-modules-systemjs",
+    "transform-modules-umd",
+    "transform-named-capturing-groups-regex",
+    "transform-new-target",
+    "transform-object-assign",
+    "transform-object-super",
+    "transform-object-set-prototype-of-to-assign",
+    "transform-parameters",
+    "transform-property-literals",
+    "transform-property-mutators",
+    "transform-proto-to-assign",
+    "transform-react-constant-elements",
+    "transform-react-display-name",
+    "transform-react-inline-elements",
+    "transform-react-jsx",
+    "transform-react-jsx-compat",
+    "transform-react-jsx-development",
+    "transform-react-jsx-self",
+    "transform-react-jsx-source",
+    "transform-regenerator",
+    "transform-reserved-words",
+    "transform-runtime",
+    "transform-shorthand-properties",
+    "transform-spread",
+    "transform-sticky-regex",
+    "transform-strict-mode",
+    "transform-template-literals",
+    "transform-typeof-symbol",
+    "transform-typescript",
+    "transform-unicode-escapes",
+    "transform-unicode-regex"
+  ]
+}
diff --git a/packages/babel-standalone/src/generated/plugins.ts b/packages/babel-standalone/src/generated/plugins.ts
index eb7555aca349..977eee8a7892 100644
--- a/packages/babel-standalone/src/generated/plugins.ts
+++ b/packages/babel-standalone/src/generated/plugins.ts
@@ -2,10 +2,8 @@
  * This file is auto-generated! Do not modify it directly.
  * To re-generate run 'yarn gulp generate-standalone'
  */
+import makeNoopPlugin from "../make-noop-plugin";
 import externalHelpers from "@babel/plugin-external-helpers";
-import syntaxAsyncGenerators from "@babel/plugin-syntax-async-generators";
-import syntaxClassProperties from "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-properties";
-import syntaxClassStaticBlock from "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-static-block";
 import syntaxDecimal from "@babel/plugin-syntax-decimal";
 import syntaxDecorators from "@babel/plugin-syntax-decorators";
 import syntaxDestructuringPrivate from "@babel/plugin-syntax-destructuring-private";
@@ -15,14 +13,10 @@ import syntaxFlow from "@babel/plugin-syntax-flow";
 import syntaxFunctionBind from "@babel/plugin-syntax-function-bind";
 import syntaxFunctionSent from "@babel/plugin-syntax-function-sent";
 import syntaxModuleBlocks from "@babel/plugin-syntax-module-blocks";
-import syntaxImportMeta from "@babel/plugin-syntax-import-meta";
 import syntaxJsx from "@babel/plugin-syntax-jsx";
 import syntaxImportAssertions from "@babel/plugin-syntax-import-assertions";
-import syntaxObjectRestSpread from "@babel/plugin-syntax-object-rest-spread";
-import syntaxOptionalCatchBinding from "@babel/plugin-syntax-optional-catch-binding";
 import syntaxPipelineOperator from "@babel/plugin-syntax-pipeline-operator";
 import syntaxRecordAndTuple from "@babel/plugin-syntax-record-and-tuple";
-import syntaxTopLevelAwait from "@babel/plugin-syntax-top-level-await";
 import syntaxTypescript from "@babel/plugin-syntax-typescript";
 import proposalAsyncGeneratorFunctions from "@babel/plugin-proposal-async-generator-functions";
 import proposalClassProperties from "@babel/plugin-proposal-class-properties";
@@ -101,11 +95,15 @@ import transformTypeofSymbol from "@babel/plugin-transform-typeof-symbol";
 import transformTypescript from "@babel/plugin-transform-typescript";
 import transformUnicodeEscapes from "@babel/plugin-transform-unicode-escapes";
 import transformUnicodeRegex from "@babel/plugin-transform-unicode-regex";
+export const syntaxAsyncGenerators = makeNoopPlugin(),
+  syntaxClassProperties = makeNoopPlugin(),
+  syntaxClassStaticBlock = makeNoopPlugin(),
+  syntaxImportMeta = makeNoopPlugin(),
+  syntaxObjectRestSpread = makeNoopPlugin(),
+  syntaxOptionalCatchBinding = makeNoopPlugin(),
+  syntaxTopLevelAwait = makeNoopPlugin();
 export {
   externalHelpers,
-  syntaxAsyncGenerators,
-  syntaxClassProperties,
-  syntaxClassStaticBlock,
   syntaxDecimal,
   syntaxDecorators,
   syntaxDestructuringPrivate,
@@ -115,14 +113,10 @@ export {
   syntaxFunctionBind,
   syntaxFunctionSent,
   syntaxModuleBlocks,
-  syntaxImportMeta,
   syntaxJsx,
   syntaxImportAssertions,
-  syntaxObjectRestSpread,
-  syntaxOptionalCatchBinding,
   syntaxPipelineOperator,
   syntaxRecordAndTuple,
-  syntaxTopLevelAwait,
   syntaxTypescript,
   proposalAsyncGeneratorFunctions,
   proposalClassProperties,
@@ -203,10 +197,14 @@ export {
   transformUnicodeRegex,
 };
 export const all: { [k: string]: any } = {
-  "external-helpers": externalHelpers,
   "syntax-async-generators": syntaxAsyncGenerators,
   "syntax-class-properties": syntaxClassProperties,
   "syntax-class-static-block": syntaxClassStaticBlock,
+  "syntax-import-meta": syntaxImportMeta,
+  "syntax-object-rest-spread": syntaxObjectRestSpread,
+  "syntax-optional-catch-binding": syntaxOptionalCatchBinding,
+  "syntax-top-level-await": syntaxTopLevelAwait,
+  "external-helpers": externalHelpers,
   "syntax-decimal": syntaxDecimal,
   "syntax-decorators": syntaxDecorators,
   "syntax-destructuring-private": syntaxDestructuringPrivate,
@@ -216,14 +214,10 @@ export const all: { [k: string]: any } = {
   "syntax-function-bind": syntaxFunctionBind,
   "syntax-function-sent": syntaxFunctionSent,
   "syntax-module-blocks": syntaxModuleBlocks,
-  "syntax-import-meta": syntaxImportMeta,
   "syntax-jsx": syntaxJsx,
   "syntax-import-assertions": syntaxImportAssertions,
-  "syntax-object-rest-spread": syntaxObjectRestSpread,
-  "syntax-optional-catch-binding": syntaxOptionalCatchBinding,
   "syntax-pipeline-operator": syntaxPipelineOperator,
   "syntax-record-and-tuple": syntaxRecordAndTuple,
-  "syntax-top-level-await": syntaxTopLevelAwait,
   "syntax-typescript": syntaxTypescript,
   "proposal-async-generator-functions": proposalAsyncGeneratorFunctions,
   "proposal-class-properties": proposalClassProperties,
diff --git a/packages/babel-standalone/src/make-noop-plugin.ts b/packages/babel-standalone/src/make-noop-plugin.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..9a44702e04f9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/packages/babel-standalone/src/make-noop-plugin.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+export default function makeNoopPlugin() {
+  let p;
+  return ((p = (() => ({})) as any).default = p);
+}
diff --git a/packages/babel-standalone/src/plugin-utils-shim.ts b/packages/babel-standalone/src/plugin-utils-shim.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..86f9f60aafb5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/packages/babel-standalone/src/plugin-utils-shim.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+/**
+ * Since we bundle @babel/core, we don't need @babel/helper-plugin-utils
+ * to handle older versions.
+ */
+
+export function declare(x: any) {
+  return x;
+}
+export { declare as declarePreset };
diff --git a/packages/babel-standalone/src/preset-stage-3.ts b/packages/babel-standalone/src/preset-stage-3.ts
index 1a8e257edf5b..f4f67041caa4 100644
--- a/packages/babel-standalone/src/preset-stage-3.ts
+++ b/packages/babel-standalone/src/preset-stage-3.ts
@@ -11,8 +11,6 @@ export default (_: any, { loose = false } = {}) => {
   if (!process.env.BABEL_8_BREAKING) {
     // These are Stage 4
     plugins.push(
-      babelPlugins.syntaxImportMeta,
-      babelPlugins.syntaxTopLevelAwait,
       babelPlugins.proposalExportNamespaceFrom,
       babelPlugins.proposalLogicalAssignmentOperators,
       [babelPlugins.proposalOptionalChaining, { loose }],
diff --git a/scripts/rollup-plugin-standalone-internals.js b/scripts/rollup-plugin-standalone-internals.js
new file mode 100644
index 000000000000..4b8e879faa0e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/scripts/rollup-plugin-standalone-internals.js
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+import fs from "fs";
+import { fileURLToPath } from "url";
+
+const standaloneURL = new URL("../packages/babel-standalone/", import.meta.url);
+const inStandalone = path =>
+  fileURLToPath(new URL(path, standaloneURL)).replace(/\\/g, "/");
+const { noopPlugins, unexposedNoopPlugins } = JSON.parse(
+  fs.readFileSync(new URL("./scripts/pluginConfig.json", standaloneURL), "utf8")
+);
+
+const pluginUtilsID = "@babel/helper-plugin-utils";
+
+const generatedPluginsPath = inStandalone("./src/generated/plugins.ts");
+const makeNoopPluginPath = inStandalone("./src/make-noop-plugin.ts");
+const pluginUtilsShimPath = inStandalone("./src/plugin-utils-shim.ts");
+
+const toCamel = str => str.replace(/-[a-z]/g, c => c[1].toUpperCase());
+
+const internalPlugins = new Map([
+  ...noopPlugins.map(plugin => [
+    `@babel/plugin-${plugin}`,
+    `export { ${toCamel(plugin)} as default } from "${generatedPluginsPath}"`,
+  ]),
+  ...unexposedNoopPlugins.map(plugin => [
+    `@babel/plugin-${plugin}`,
+    `import makeNoopPlugin from "${makeNoopPluginPath}"; export default makeNoopPlugin()`,
+  ]),
+]);
+
+export default function () {
+  return {
+    name: "standalone-internals",
+    load(id) {
+      return internalPlugins.get(id) ?? null;
+    },
+    resolveId(specifier) {
+      if (specifier === pluginUtilsID) return pluginUtilsShimPath;
+      return internalPlugins.has(specifier) ? specifier : null;
+    },
+  };
+}
diff --git a/yarn.lock b/yarn.lock
index 77b886d1e377..c87d507b17fe 100644
--- a/yarn.lock
+++ b/yarn.lock
@@ -1985,7 +1985,7 @@ __metadata:
   languageName: unknown
   linkType: soft
 
-"@babel/plugin-syntax-import-meta@npm:^7.10.4, @babel/plugin-syntax-import-meta@npm:^7.8.3":
+"@babel/plugin-syntax-import-meta@npm:^7.8.3":
   version: 7.10.4
   resolution: "@babel/plugin-syntax-import-meta@npm:7.10.4"
   dependencies:
@@ -3646,9 +3646,6 @@ __metadata:
     "@babel/plugin-proposal-throw-expressions": "workspace:^"
     "@babel/plugin-proposal-unicode-property-regex": "workspace:^"
     "@babel/plugin-proposal-unicode-sets-regex": "workspace:^"
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-async-generators": ^7.8.4
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-properties": ^7.12.13
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-class-static-block": ^7.14.5
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-decimal": "workspace:^"
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-decorators": "workspace:^"
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-destructuring-private": "workspace:^"
@@ -3658,14 +3655,10 @@ __metadata:
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-function-bind": "workspace:^"
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-function-sent": "workspace:^"
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-import-assertions": "workspace:^"
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-import-meta": ^7.10.4
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-jsx": "workspace:^"
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-module-blocks": "workspace:^"
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-object-rest-spread": ^7.8.3
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-optional-catch-binding": ^7.8.3
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-pipeline-operator": "workspace:^"
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-record-and-tuple": "workspace:^"
-    "@babel/plugin-syntax-top-level-await": ^7.14.5
     "@babel/plugin-syntax-typescript": "workspace:^"
     "@babel/plugin-transform-arrow-functions": "workspace:^"
     "@babel/plugin-transform-async-to-generator": "workspace:^"