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main.py
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import telebot
token = "513777236:AAGznaDind0_iIelgAnguG6cgJ3_22E71ZY"
bot = telebot.TeleBot(token)
'''
shrug - Shrugs.
turn_table - Turns table.
take_my_energy - Gives you energy.
lenny - Lenny.
chlen - Visits your mama.
disapproval - Make me unsee it!
'''
@bot.message_handler(commands=['shrug'])
def handle_shrug(message):
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "¯\_(ツ)_/¯")
@bot.message_handler(commands=['turn_table'])
def handle_turn_table(message):
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻")
@bot.message_handler(commands=['take_my_energy'])
def handle_turn_table(message):
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ")
@bot.message_handler(commands=['lenny'])
def handle_turn_table(message):
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)")
@bot.message_handler(commands=['chlen'])
def handle_turn_table(message):
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "8========3")
@bot.message_handler(commands=['disapproval'])
def handle_turn_table(message):
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "ಠ_ಠ")
@bot.message_handler(content_types=['text'])
def handle_text(message):
if message.text.endswith("влад") or message.text.endswith("Влад"):
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "ебал томат")
if message.text.endswith("дима") or message.text.endswith("Дима") or message.text.endswith("Димасик") or message.text.endswith("димасик"):
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "пьет пивасик")
if message.text.endswith("алексей") or message.text.endswith("Алексей"):
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "ебал гусей")
if message.text.endswith("мразота") or message.text == "иди нахуй":
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "Проверяй за щекой")
if message.text.endswith("пидор"):
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "Сам пидор")
if "бля" in message.text or "сука" in message.text:
bot.send_message(message.chat.id, "И этими губами ты целуешь свою маму?")
bot.polling(none_stop=True, interval=0)